co : neng udah nyampek kampus belom
ce : udah mas ... emang kenapa ???
co : neng ... mas mau minta tolong
ce : mau mintak tolong apa mass .. bilang ajja ...
co : tolong bilangin ke ketua kelas mas ya neng, kalo mas jatoh ...
ce : ya ampun /cemas\ jatuh di mana mas ...
co : mas jatuh cinta sama neng ...
ce : ahh mas bikin neng jantungan ajja
co : kmu punya obeng ngak
ce : ada, mw obeng yg kayak mana ...???
co : obeng yg paling kecil
ce : yg semana kecilnya, ada nie yg biasa ntuk bka casing hp
co : ntuh msih kebesaran yg lbih keci lagi ada ngak ???
ce : mang buat apa sihh obengnya ???
co : buat membuka baut yg ada di dalam hatimu yg paling dalam :)
nie gombal cocok untuk lo yang telat menjumpai si doi, supaya si doi ngak marah sama lo ...
ce : kok telat mas
co : maaf neng tdi ada badai bunga di jalan
ce : sejak kapan ada badai bunga mas ... yang adakan badai salju ...
co : ada lahh neng ... sejak mas kenal sama neng :D
ce : ahh mass bisa ajja ... :)
Cowok : kenapa malem ini gelap banget ya
Cewek : mendung kali bang
Cowok : kayaknya nggak dech
Cewek : trus napa bang
Cowok : soalnya bulannya sedang menerangi dan menemaniku disini
Cowo : Mbak-mbak, maaf ya…
Cewe : Knapa?
Cowo : Minta tolong sebentar jangan bergerak…
Cewe : ?? Emang knapa mas? (Bingung karna ga kenal ama si cowo)
Cowo : Saya perlu bukti, jadi saya foto sebentar pake Handphone saya ya.. (cklik!! sambil ambil foto pake HP)
Cewe : ????? (tambah bingung) Bukti buat apa ya???
Cowo : Ngga Kmaren temen saya bilang ga ada tuh yang namanya “Cewek secantik bidadari”. Dengan foto ini saya mau tunjukin kalo dia salah.
Cewe: ???????? Oya? (Mukanya merah) Nama mas siapa?Selanjutnya terserah anda.
Cowok : eh jangan duduk deket bunga-bunga
Cewek : loh emang kenapa ?
Cowok : nanti bunga-bunganya layu
Cewek : kok bisa ?
Cowok : mereka layu karena mereka malu kalah cantik sama kamu
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